dissparu:

dashdrive:

everyone has seen dicks they didn’t want to see

Sure thing

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officiant: do you take this person to be your lawfully wedded wife
me: i scooby dooby do

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

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archewill:

id like to thank my skeleton, who is always there

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the-eleventh-blog:

captaintinypockets:

YOU HEAR THAT BRITAIN?

IT’S THE SOUND OF YOUR TEA BEING POURED INTO THE HARBORimage

MAKE SURE YOU DON’T FALL IN AND DROWN

INSURANCE DOESN’T COVER THAT

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odair:

how is any of this considered blogging

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yourfavoriteauntie:

Tell them!!!
dont-stop-dancing:

emlyexit:

trop-nul:

iheartchaos:

A little perspective

This still stresses me out

i can’t believe i watched the whole thing, I’m glad i did.

My astronomy class in one gif
adrians:

I’m still learning how to flirt

bobbyhorin:

*sees ur dick outline in ur jeans* free him 

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creeeee:

imawanchor:

remember when the first time the audience saw bella swan she was just randomly clutching a cactus

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remember vampires suck?

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tatehorror:

"Margaret why don’t we talk anymore”
The most punk color is lavender, because it kinda pink and kinda purple, or as I call it, punkle

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