fuckyeah-nerdery:

dutchster:

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

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PUSSY GAME TOO STRONG EVEN FOR THE DEVIL.

(via ryanvallejo)

shitshilarious:

shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional 

cchannette:

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

oh my god

(Source: twoukofukawa, via hypotenose)

kingjaffejoffer:

I would like my ashes scattered at sea immediately please
anemickittens:

eminem is my spirit animal
disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes
disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes
sofapizza:

tastefullyoffensive:[mau5eth]
pollies want a cracka
macarena-of-time:

Shut the fuck up mom

androidelf:

*takes the collar off my dog* ur nakey

(via youngfuck)