varldslighet:

halloween?? nah son, over here we only celebrate hellaween

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creeproll:

I’ve literally been laughing at this for the past five minutes
vatican-cameos-sweetie:

piratesofthecaribbean:

Fun fact: This is Orlando’s legit impression of Johnny; it wasn’t originally scripted.

Was there even a script for this film. Every time I see a post about PotC they are like ‘this wasn’t scripted’

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

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retiredjesus:

when u dont reply to someone and post on social mediaimage

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not-john-watson:

kaylizle:

okellyjaneo:

This looks like the worlds most unhappy wedding.

 

I felt like I needed this back on my dash,

batreaux:

well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish

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fovelshucker:

DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS

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