lectifer:

be the person Hannibal Lecter wouldn’t consider eating

say-it-somehow:

stormageddon-owens:

#I sold your parents out to voldemort #no wait #wrong movie 

NEVER NOT FUNNY
nerdjpg:

gotitforcheap:

atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?

youre right, god is real 
I have three holidays and a festival to look forward to this summer ✌️

lokiloo:

My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”

I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.

(via the-factualist)

danielodowd:

samphireandseasalt

fagbitch2007:

the only 6 pack i need image

(Source: merylstreepismymom, via sxwzd)